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Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4660)
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat of his car. After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, “Do you want to move to the back seat?”
Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4660)
John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. “I’ve got a problem,” says Buffy. “What’s the matter?” asks John. “Well, I’ve bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it’s too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can’t find any edges,” she tells him. “What’s the picture of?” asks John. “It’s of a big Rooster,” replies Buffy. “All right,” says John, “I’ll come over and have a look.” So he goes over to Buffy’s house and she shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, “For Pete’s sake – put the Cornflakes back in the Box!”
Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4660)
Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home, they discussed how to tell their horses apart. They decided to cut the tail off of one. That worked for a while, but soon the tail grew back, so they decided that they would break one of the horses’ legs. One of the blondes said, “Which of the horses should we break the leg off of, the brown one or the white one?”
Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4660), Law (+1197)
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4660)
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees’ well being, asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” To which the blonde replies…..”Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.” The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. “Why don’t you go home for the day…..we aren’t terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest.” The blonde very calmly states……”No, I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.” The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual, saying “If you need anything, just let me know.” Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, “Are you gonna be ok??” “No,” exclaims the blonde. “I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!”
Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4660)
A blonde, worried about the HIV crisis, walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. “That will be $1.08, please,” says the clerk. “What’s the 8 cents for?” asks the blonde. “It says one dollar right here on the packaging.” “Tax,” replies the clerk. “Gee,” says the blonde, “I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put.”
Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4660)
We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side. Sined by the blonds at the ofise
Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4660)
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4660), Policemen (+247)
A blonde was driving her car and she kept turning. Finally, a cop pulled her over and asked her why she was turning in circles. She answered, “Well officer I kept turning but their was a tree always in my way.” The officer shoke his head and said, “Ma’dam, that’s your air freshioner.
Read all jokes from:Blonde (+4660)
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
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