Read all jokes from: Blonde (+4662), Medical (+1843)
The silver haired lady confronted her doctor with a complaint of pains all over her body.
“Be more precise,” he said. “So I can help you, try pointing to some of the places that hurt.
The silver-haired doll put her finger on her arm and said, “Ouch!” then her finger to her hip and said, “Ouch!” and then to her rib cage and said, “Ouch!” again.
The doctor stopped her and asked, “Were you a blonde before your hair grayed”?
“Why yes!” she said excitedly, “But how did you know?”
The Doc answered, “Your finger’s broken.”
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Did you hear about the blonde who thought Jesus was a giant teddy bear called Gladly who had something wrong with his eyes because everytime she went to church they would sing “Gladly the cross I’d bear”!!!
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Read all jokes from: Blonde (+4662)
A Blonde was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.”
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”
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The blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye.
The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole to see through, and put it on her head to cover up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.
As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. “Look,” said the doctor, “there’s no need to get upset about getting glasses.”
“I know,” agreed the blonde, “But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames.”
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A blonde couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, “Whatever possessed you to study Russian?”
The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Russian baby, and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him.”
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A guy walks into a bar and starts chatting with a tall, attractive blonde woman. During the course of the conversation he says would you like to hear a ‘blonde’ joke?
“Well”, says the girl, “I’m obviously blonde, I’m 6 feet tall without heels and I’ve been training in judo for the past 5 years.”
Raising her voice slightly she went on, “My flatmate’s blonde, she’s 6 feet 2 inches tall, has been involved in karate for 10 years, she’s a black belt and has been Southern Counties Ladies’ Champion for the past 3 years.
Lastly she added “My next door neighbor’s blonde, she weighs over 200 pounds and is a professional womens’ wrestler, do you still want to tell the joke about a blonde ?”
“Well no” came the reply, “Not if I’ve got to explain it 3 times”.
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A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, “Gimme a beer.”
The bartender then asks, “Anheuser-Busch?”
To which she replies, “Fine thanks, and how’s your cock?”
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A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together.
They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.
Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it.
The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull.
When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.
Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams.
The farmer says he wants $200 for it.
The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.
The farmer says, “Alright then, I’ll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?”
The brunette accepts and buys the bull.
She has $1.00 left for the telegram.
The telegram guy says, “It’s $1.00 per word.”
The brunette thinks about this and says,”Comfortable, write that.”
“Comfortable?” the guy questions.
“Yes, you see she reads slow.”
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There are three blondes and a brunette. They are hanging off of a rope from a cliff and the rope is about to break. Somebody has to jump. After awhile of thinking, the brunette decides that she is going to jump. She gives a long speach about her life, and the blondes clapped!
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She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
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