It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
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Read all jokes from:Cow (+23)
Two cows were talking in the field one day.
Read all jokes from:Cow (+23)
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass.
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A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4- year- old son standing wide- eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, “Great… he’s only four and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun – I’ll just let him ask, and I’ll answer.” After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, “Well son, do you have any questions?” “Just one, Dad.” gasped the still wide- eyed lad. Just as the father is preparing his birds and bees story, his son asks “How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”
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Some cows view each day as the last roundup, others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.
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There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass.
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Two cows were looking over a gate. One said to the other, “What do you think about this mad cow disease?” The other cow looked over and replied, “Why should I care? I’m a helicopter.”
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Two cows were looking over a gate. One said to the other, “What do you think about this mad cow disease?” The other cow looked over and replied, “Why should I care? I’m a helicopter.”
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