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Q: How do you keep a polar bear from charging?
A: Insist that it pay cash!




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Q: What’s white, furry, rides a walrus, and knocks a ball around the ice?
A: A polo bear!




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Q: What’s white, furry, smokes cigars, and stays up all night playing cards?
A: A poker bear!




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Q: What’s white, furry, likes to dance, and wears short leather pants?
A: A polka bear!




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Q: What do polar bears like to eat in the cold?
A: A “brrr”-”grrr”!




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Q: What did the Polar Bear say when it saw a seal on a skateboard?
A: “Meals on Wheels!”




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Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
A: Call it anything you want – it can’t hear you.




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It was so cold…
the Polar Bears were buying fur coats!




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Q: Why do polar bears win so many races?
A: Because they’re always in the “pole” position.




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Q: When is a polar bear not a polar bear?
A: When it’s in a “grizzly” mood.




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