Q: How does a polar bear stop a VCR?
A: It just presses the “paws” button.
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Q: How does a polar bear stop a VCR?
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Q: What’s white, furry, and throws snowballs?
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Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
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An American and his Czechoslovakian friend were out walking in the forest. They rounded a corner and right in front of them stood a giant grizzly bear. Before they could make a move, the bear jumped up and ate the European. The American turned and ran. He pulled out his cell phone and called the local forest ranger. In no time, an experienced ranger was upon the scene, and they headed back to find the man eating bear. They neared the site where the man was eaten. They came upon two bears, a male and a female. The ranger asked the American which bear ate his friend. The American replied that it had to be the male, the bigger of the two. With that, the fearless ranger pulled out his hunting knife, and with one fell swoop, slashed open the belly of the female, and out popped his friend. The Moral of the Story: Never trust someone when they s ay the Czech is in the male.
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Q: What do polar bears like to eat for lunch?
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Q: What’s the difference between a polar bear and a panda?
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Three nature lovers went for a drive into the mountains one day to see if they could spot some bears. They wanted to take pictures of bears for their photo album. So they drove along an old dirt road until they entered the trees. As they rounded a curve, they spotted a sign that read: “BEAR LEFT.” So they turned around and went home.
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Q: Why do bears have fur coats ?
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