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Q: what’s white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
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Q: what’s white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
A: a molar bear!



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Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
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Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!



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Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a rose?
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Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a rose?
A: I’m not quite sure – but I wouldn’t give my mom a dozen of them!



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Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
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Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A; Fred bear!



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Q: What is white, furry and goes RRRRG! RRRRG!?
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Q: What is white, furry and goes RRRRG! RRRRG!?
A: A polar bear going backwards.



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Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
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Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts!



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Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
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Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A: A polar bear.



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Q: How do you make a polar bear salad?
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Q: How do you make a polar bear salad?
A: With iceberg lettuce and snow peas.



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Q: What did the polar bear say to itself when the hunter was shooting at it?
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Q: What did the polar bear say to itself when the hunter was shooting at it?
A: “Hey! He’s SHOOTING at me! Do I know this guy? Think! Think!”



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Q: How do you keep a polar bear from charging?
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Q: How do you keep a polar bear from charging?
A: Insist that it pay cash!



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