Q: What has four legs and a flipper?
A: A happy polar bear!
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Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled?
A: Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
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Q: Why do polo bears like bald men?
A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!
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A papa polar bear, a mama polar bear, and a baby polar bear got stranded on an ice-floe and drifted out to sea. They decided to tell stories to pass the time. Papa told his favorite story about the time he outwitted a hunter. Mama told a story about the time she tricked a seal into coming for lunch. Then Papa turned to the baby bear. “What’s your story, son?” he asked. The baby bear shivered. “My tail’s told!” he replied.
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A guy is forced to live in a remote Eskimo villiage but is having trouble interacting with the villiagers. Finally he corners one of them and asks why they won’t talk to him.
The villiager responds that he has not been initiated as a man. He ask’s what do I have to do?
The villiager says, first you have to drink 2 bottles of Russian Vodka, then you have to go into a cave and kill a polar bear with your bear hands, then to seal your induction into manhood you have to make love for 10 hours straight with one of our women.
The man says he will do it. That night there’s a big party to initiate the stranger. Everyone sits around the fire and they pass him a bottle of Vodka. He down’s about half without much trouble, bet the second half is much more difficult. Finally he finishes it, and they pass him another. He finally manages to finish off the second bottle and the crowd claps and sings. Then he tried to get up but fell over drunk.
The Cheif picks him up and points him in the direction of the polar bear cave. He staggers over and climbs in. Suddenly there’s a huge commotion from within the cave. Bears growling and him screaming and wailing in pain. Half an hour later he stumbles out of the cave, Torn to shreds, bloodied, and half dead. He turns to the crowd and drunkenly says,
Okeee now where’s the woman I gotta kill?
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Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I’ve been shooting in my shorts!
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We’ve just heard of still another result of Global Warming. Pedestrians in Iqaluit are now being pestered by polar bears panhandling for spare ice.
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Q: Why was the ill polar bear not white anymore?
A: Because it felt a little green.
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