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Why Cats are Better Than Men
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* A cat always hits the litterbox.

* Better chance of training a cat.

* No matter what your cat drags into your house, you don’t have to pretend you like it.

* You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother.

* If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.

* A cat purrs when you serve him dinner.

* You can de-claw a cat… try to get a guy to clip his toenails.

* It’s okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.

* You don’t have to worry about your cat turn into a pig when you host a party.

* A cat knows you’re the key to his happiness… a man thinks he is.

* If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.

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