Joke's Database
Have fun searching 100254 jokes and pictures!

Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!

Q: What do you get if you cross a polar bear and a harp seal?
A: A bear faced lyre!

Q: Why do Mammoths wear red toe polish?
A: Sorry, we don’t tell Polish jokes on this web site.


* If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills

* If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains.

* If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles

* If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it

* If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time

* If you can overlook when people take things out on you, when through no fault of your own, something goes wrong

* If you can take criticism and blame without resentment

* If you can face the world without lies and deceit

* If you can conquer tension without medical help

* If you can relax without liquor

* If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

… Then, you are almost as good as your dog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other… er… um…

© 2015