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Q: Why does an elephant have four feet?

A: Because it would look silly with six inches.

Q: How do you get four elephants into a “Mini”?
A: Two in the front, two in the back.

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Got any fresh fruit?”
“No.”
“Got any fresh vegetables?”
“No. We have only canned and dry goods.”

The next day, the duck returns.
“Got any fresh fruit?”
“No.”
“Got any fresh vegetables?”
“No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I’ll nail your flippers to the floor.”

On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks,”Got any nails?”
“No.”
“Got any fresh fruit?”

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.

Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts!



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