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A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.
Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path.

“Oh, my,” exclaimed the lady, “Come on, I’ll clean you!”
She took a Kleenex from her purse and cleaned the little critter.

She walked a little farther and another duck, with poop all over it, crossed her way. Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little bird.

Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem.
And for the third time, she acted like a Florence Nightingale.

She walked on still farther and she heard a voice from the bushes calling… Pssssst…”Hey, lady!”

“Yes?” she responded.
“Do you have a Kleenex?” asked the voice from the bushes.

“No, not anymore,” she answered.
“Damn! Have ya’ seen any Ducks?”

A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters.

Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly.

The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads back to the woods armed with torches, guns, spears, etc.

Soon they spot two bears on the horizon and everybody starts shooting at the bear that’s closest to them.

“No, not that one,” shouts the surviving hunter, “That’s the female.”

“The Czech is in the male.”

Q: Why do sled dogs bury their bones in the ground?
A: Because they can’t put them in the trees!

Q: What’s another reason polar bears have fur coats?
A: Because they would freeze in Hawaiian shirts!

Q: Why did the whale cross the road?

A: To get to the other tide!



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