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Video Helps Soothe Owners’ Guilt

ORLANDO, Florida – Two marketing professionals in Florida were filled with anxiety every time they left for work in the morning. Their anxiety was caused by extreme guilt over leaving their two beloved dogs, Max and Brie, home alone all day.

To help the daily transition, the two produced a video called “Comfort for Dogs” available for sale on the Internet. The video is supposed to help relax and calm the dogs as their owners leave the house and features soothing music.

The video footage is designed to distract the dogs so they don’t miss their owners as much. According to veterinarian Jane Leon, the video will help reinforce the relationship between dog and owner.

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide
me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They
must be gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide
me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I
must be a god!

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was …Willy?

* My Willy ate my homework.

* Oh, no! Willy is frothing at the mouth!

* Sorry I’m late. I was playing with Willy.

* I’m sorry, Officer. I didn’t realize I had to keep Willy on a leash.

* Willy doesn’t come when I call him.

* I love giving Willy a bath.

* Willy needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.

* Playing with Willy really wears me out.

* Would you like to see a picture of Willy?

* I keep a picture of Willy in my wallet.

* I think Willy is getting old because he won’t get excited anymore. He just plays dead.

* Help! I can’t find Willy!

* Willy gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

* Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Willy to the hospital.

* Watch it or you’ll step on Willy.

* When Willy behaves well, he gets a bone.

* Stop kicking Willy.

* Willy is truly man’s best friend.

* I’ve trained Willy to jump through hoops.

* Willy always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.

* Excuse me, I need a muzzle for Willy.

* Sorry I’m late, but Willy kept me up howling all night.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A: Mega- sor- ass.

Joe said, “Know what, Charlie? I killed five flies yesterday, three males and two females.”

“How could you tell them apart, Joe?” asked Charlie.

Joe replied, “That was easy. The three males were sitting on a case of beer and the two females were on the phone.”



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