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Q: What is the hardest key to turn?

A: A donkey.

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4- year- old son standing wide- eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, “Great… he’s 4 and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun – I’ll just let him ask, and I’ll answer.”

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, “Well son, do you have any questions?”

“Just one,” gasped the still wide- eyed lad. “How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”

Q: What kind of coffee were they serving when the Titanic hit an iceberg?
A: Sanka!

How to Hunt Elephants – Senior Manager Style

Senior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based on
the assumption that elephants are just like field mice, but
with deeper voices.

Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?



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