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Q: What is huge, shaggy, has 16 feet and sounds terrible.
A: A Mammoth barbershop quartet.

Q: What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

Q: Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?

A: To invent the other side.

Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey!

Q: Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

Q: What’s the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A Monkey eating cherries.



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