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Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.

One day there was a duck at the bar and he asked if he could get some bread and the bartender said he didn’t have any but the duck asked again and he said no got any bread.
NO.

Got any bread.

NOOOOOOOO!

Got bread.

Don’t you get it no spells no and if you don’t shut up i’ll nail your beak to the bar.

Got any nails.

No.

Got any bread.

Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a
muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close,
drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant will
be happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins). White elephants like
muffins (with raisins). Repeat this procedure for five days in a row.
After the fifth day, the white elephant will be used to its daily muffin
(with rasins). The sixth day you climb the tree, bring with you a muffin
without rasins. Drop the muffin as usual. When the white elephant finds
out that the muffin lacks raisins, it will darken in anger.
And then you catch it the same way as an ordinary grey elephant.

What we say to sled dogs: “Mush! Hike! Gee! Haw!”
What they hear: “Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!”

Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!



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