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Q: Where do you find polar bears?
A: It depends on where you lost them.

Q: Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?
A: To help the patient find the other side.

Q: Why did the hunter name his sled dog Frost?

A: Because Frost bites!

* If I like it, it’s mine.

* If I saw it first, it’s mine.

* If it’s in my paw, it’s mine.

* If it looks like mine, it’s mine.

* If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

* If I can take it away from you, it’s mine.

* If there’s more than one, ALL of them are mine.

* If you have something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

* If it’s mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in any way.

* If it’s boring or doesn’t taste good, IT’S YOURS!

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk.

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