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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.

Q: What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws.

Sled Dog Tip: You can’t trust your dog to watch your lunch.

Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

A: Because they’re both full of stuffing!

Q: Why are polar bears big and furry?
A: Because if they were small and smooth, they’d be aspirins.



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