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The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: “I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.”

He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mongooses. Then he deleted the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: “I would like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.”

Again he stared at the screen, this time focusing on the new word, which seemed just as odd as the original one. Finally, he deleted the whole sentence and started all over. “Everyone knows no full- stocked zoo should be without a mongoose,” he typed. “Please send us two of them.”

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.
For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.
He had not eaten anything during this period and was
famished. Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle,
killed it, and started to eat it. Surprisingly a couple of
park rangers happen to find him at that moment, and
arrested him for killing an endangered species.

At court, he plead innocent to the charges against him
claiming that if he didn’t eat the bald eagle he would
have died from starvation. The judge ruled in his favor.
In the judges closing statement he asked the man, “I
would like you to tell me something before I let you go.
I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it.
What did it taste like?” The man answered, “Well,
it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and a
spotted owl.”

Q: What’s another reason polar bears have fur coats?
A: Because they would freeze in Hawaiian shirts!

Q: What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
A: An elephant with diarrhea.

Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room!

Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A: A giraffic jam.



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