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Q: Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
A: So it doesn’t explode when you fuck it.

Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. At the North Poll

Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A: An animal that can milk itself!

Q: What do you call it when a lawnmower runs over a birds nest?
A: Shredded tweat

A duck walks into a bar and asks “got any crackers?” bartender says no. Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, “got any crackers?” bar tender says no. Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks got any crackers? Bartender says, “I told you yesterday and the day before that no! and if you ask that one more time I’ll nail your beak shut!” Duck walks out. Duck comes back the next day and asks, “got any nails?” bartender says no. Duck says “good. Got any crackers?”



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