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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to find the farmer, but the farmer can’t be found.

So the chicken drives the farmer’s Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to the horse and drives forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and this time the chicken fell into a mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, “I think I can stand over the hole!” So the horse stretched over the width of the mud hole and said, “Grab my ding dong and pull yourself up.” The chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The Moral of the Story: If you are hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks!

Q: What’s a sign that your sled dog may not be an Iditarod winner?
A: That little tag on its belly that says “Made by Sony”.

Q: How many legs to sled dogs have?
A: Six. Forelegs at the front and two at the back!

Q: What do elephants use for tampoons?
A: Sheep.

Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!

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