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A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm…

Q: What do chefs call “Baked Alaska” in Alaska?

A: “Baked Here”

Q: Why shouldn’t you take a bear to the zoo?

A: Because they’d rather go to the cinema!

Q: What is the golden rule for cattle?

A: Do unto udders as you would have udders do unto you.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken, with a satisfied smile on it’s face, is leaning up against the headboard smoking a ciggy.

The egg, looking pissed off, grabs the sheets, rolls over, and says “Well I guess we just answered THAT question!”

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