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Q: What do cows like to dance to?

A: Any kind of moosic you like!

Q: Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
A: Because it squeaked.

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: They both have ‘the’ as their middle names!

Q: How do you put a polar bear into a refrigerator?
A: It’s easy – just open the door and put the polar bear inside.

Q: How do you put a walrus into a refrigerator?
A: Just open the door, slide the polar bear over, stuff the walrus in, and close the door.

Q: How do you put a penguin into the refrigerator?
A: That’s silly, penguins don’t live in the Arctic. Besides, the refrigerator is already full.

Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.

So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard. After about a year and a half of Bob’s cow crapping in Bill’s yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill’s house.

Bob runs over and demands to know what’s in the 18-wheeler.

‘My new pet elephant,’ Bill replies solemly.

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