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Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: That’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.
“What are they doing, Grandma?” asked the little girl.

The grandmother was embarrased, so she said, “The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor.”

They’re just like people, aren’t they Grandma?” said the little one.

“How do you mean?” asked the Grandma.

“Offer someone a helping hand,” said the little girl, “and they fuck you everytime!”

Q: How did the sled dog make antifreeze?

A: It ran off with her blanket!

Q: What’s another reason polar bears have fur coats?
A: Because they would freeze in Hawaiian shirts!

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

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