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Q: What has two grey legs and two brown legs?

A: An elephant with diarrhea.

Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

A: Lots of room!

Q: Where do sled dogs go when they’ve lost their tails?

A: A retail store.

Q: Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
A: Because it squeaked.

Q. Where do polar bears keep their money?
A. In snow banks.

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

“You know, it’s not your fault that the dog died. He’s probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.”

Susie, still crying, said “What would God want with a dead dog?”

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