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Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?

A: Light mouse work.

Q: How can you stop milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Q: How many arms has a crocodile got?
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner

Q: Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists?
A: Because they finally opened their eyes.

A man who owned a hand- operated rotisserie (rotating spit for cooking meat) was barbecuing a chicken in his back yard when a hippie strolled by.
The hippie stood and watched for a couple of minutes and then said slowly, “Uh… I don’t want to bug you man, but your music’s stopped, and your monkey’s on fire.”

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