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Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!

Q: Why don’t oysters give to charity?
A: Because they’re shellfish.

Q: What do mice do when they’re at home?
A: Mousework!

Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
A: “Here Kitty, kitty, kitty”!

Q: What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A: A mouse organ!

Q: Why do mice have long tails?
A: Well, they’d look silly with long hair!

Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
A: Mickey Moose!

Q: How do you save a drowning mouse?
A: Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Q: Where do hamsters come from?
A: Hamsterdam!

Q: What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?
A: What’s up Pussycat!

Q: Why do mice need oiling?
A: Because they squeak!

Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo?
A: “Eyes down for a full mouse”!

Q: Why did the mouse push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log!!!

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
A: Cold cream! or, Ice Milk and Ice Cream!

Q: What is one horsepower?
A: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.

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