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Q: What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

A: Use a cowculator!

Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A: A shampoodle!

Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?

A: Any kind of bloodhound!

Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

A: Wire haired terriers!!

Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?

A: A jolly collie!

Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A: A dingo-ling!

Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A: A bud hound!

Q: Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot?

A: Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw!

Q: What is the dogs favourite city?

A: New Yorkie!

Q: Who is the dogs favourite comedian?

A: Growlcho Marx!

Q: Why don’t dogs make good dancers?

A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: What do you call a dog that’s always on the phone?

A: A dial-mation.

Q: What is the difference between Santa Claus and a warm sled dog?
A: Santa wears a whole suit – a dog just pants!

Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A: A teddy boar!

Q: Why did the sled dog bite the man’s ankle?
A: Because it was a short dog and couldn’t reach any higher!



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