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Q: What kind of vehicle is big, has shaggy upholstery and a trunk that won’t open?
A: A Mammoth-mobile.

There were two cats that enjoyed running together.
The first cat was english, called One-two-three.
The other was french and called Un-deux-trois.
One day when they were running they came to a huge river. The cats took a large run up and leapt as far as they could.

Which cat drowned?
Un-deux-trois cat sank
(* un deux trois quatre cinq)

Q: What do you give an elephant with diarreha?
A: Lots of room!

Q: What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A: A duck filled fatty puss.

A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.

The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what’s going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, “Pardon me. May I help you with something.”

The blind man says, “No thanks. I’m just looking around.”



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