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Q: Why are pygmies so short?
A: Because they go into the jungle between 3 and 4 a.m.

Q: Why do polar bears win so many races?
A: Because they’re always in the “pole” position.

Q: Where do you find polar bears?
A: It depends on where you lost them.

John came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend, Mark, and told him of his adventures.

“I was out in the jungle,” he said, “when all of a sudden I heard a noise in the bush behind me. Looking back, I saw a huge lion, licking his chops and smiling at me. The lion started coming my way and I started running, with the lion not far behind. When the lion was almost at my neck, he suddenly slipped, and I got ahead a bit. The lion started gaining on me again, and as he got closer, once again he slipped. I happened to see a house not far away, so I made toward it. I got close to the house with the lion almost on top of me when he slipped for a third time. With my very last bit of strength, I ran into the house and closed the door in the lion’s face.”

“That’s some story there, John, I would have went in my pants.”


Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh!

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