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Q: What happened to Daisy the cow?
A: The butcher sold her to Giant Food in Mootown!

Q: How long are a sled dog’s legs?
A: All the way down to the snow. (Or maybe… four feet?)

Q: What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?
A: Leeks!

Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear!

Q: What happens when a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows?

A: Udder destruction!



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