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Little miss muffet…
sat on her tuffet…
eating her kurds and way.

Along came a spider,
who sat down beside her,
and said: “hey, whats in the bowl bitch?!”

Q: What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
A: Use a cowculator!

Q: What does a sled dog that was an Iditarod competitor become after it is ten years old?

A: Eleven years old.

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil- pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for A walk around town. He sees an ice- cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”

“No, no,” the penguin replies, “It’s just ice cream.”

Q: Ten sled dogs shared one umbrella, yet none got wet. Why?

A: It wasn’t raining. (There’s no drownpour here – the Arctic is a desert.)

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