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A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low flying airplane coming right for them. So the man yells DUCK! and the duck yells back at the man with an angry face MAN!

Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?

A: A sourpuss!

Q: What has four legs and a flipper?
A: A happy polar bear!

A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though. Even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Woolly Mammoth and a kangaroo?

A: Big holes all over the ice!

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