Joke's Database
     
Have fun searching 100254 jokes and pictures!


There was a hound dog laying in
Published: 1 week ago     submited by
Related: Dog (+336)     
         

There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch.

“Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” the tourist asked.

The old man replied, “Nope.”

So the tourist stepped out of his car. The dog ran over snarling and growling and bit him on his arms and legs. As the dog was dragging him away the tourist was flailing around in the dust and yelled, “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!”

The old man replied, “Ain’t my dog.”

Share on Facebook!    Share on Twitter!    Share on Reddit!    Share on Stumbleupon!    Share on LinkedIn!    Share on Google!    Share with friends

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.



© 2015 ijokedb.com