Shaggy Dog Story!
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The following ad appeared in “The Atlanta Journal” and is reported to have got numerous calls.
Single Black Female
* Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
* I’m a very good looking girl who loves to play.
* I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
* Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
* I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
* Kiss me and I’m yours. Call xxx- xxxx and ask for Daisy.”
Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Local Humane Society about an eight- week- old black Labrador retriever.
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