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| Reasons to Own a Cat Over a Dog
Read all jokes from:Cat (+695), Dog (+335)* Cats purr. Dogs drool. * Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg. * In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner’s choking on saliva during morning wake- up licks. * Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won’t let you throw them. * Cats let you kick them when you’re stressed out. * Cats will wait until you’ve read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds. * Cats look cute sleeping on the t.v. Dogs just crash right in front of the screen. * Fewer cat owners suffer from ‘Flappy Tail’ lacerations than dog owners. * No one has ever had to “Beware of the Cat”. * Cats bury their poop. Dogs dig up others’. * Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch. * Why do you think they call it, “Dog Breath?” * Garfield. Odie. Enough said.
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