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| Does Your Dog Own You?
Read all jokes from:Dog (+335), Lists (+730)See how many of these statements apply to you and your dog. * You believe every dog is a lap dog. * If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog. * You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids. * You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog. * You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone. * You can’t fully enjoy yourself without your dog. * No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s). * You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself. * You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been. * You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names. * You let the neighbor’s dog sleep over. * You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog. * Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent. * When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice. * You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first. * You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers. * Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.
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