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There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass.
The first cow said “Moo.”
And the second cow said “That’s funny, I was just about to say that.”

Q: What would happen if a dairy cow exploded?
A: Udder madness!

It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.

It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4- year- old son standing wide- eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought, “Great… he’s only four and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun – I’ll just let him ask, and I’ll answer.”

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, “Well son, do you have any questions?”

“Just one, Dad.” gasped the still wide- eyed lad.

Just as the father is preparing his birds and bees story, his son asks “How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”

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