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Cat Property Laws
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* If I like it, it’s mine.

* If I saw it first, it’s mine.

* If it’s in my paw, it’s mine.

* If it looks like mine, it’s mine.

* If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

* If I can take it away from you, it’s mine.

* If there’s more than one, ALL of them are mine.

* If you have something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

* If it’s mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in any way.

* If it’s boring or doesn’t taste good, IT’S YOURS!

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