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Q: What’s another reason polar bears have fur coats?
A: Because they would freeze in Hawaiian shirts!

Q: Where do you find polar bears?
A: It depends on where you lost them.

Q: Why do polo bears like bald men?
A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!

Below is a list of words. Read each of these words with the word “bear” before each all the way down.

Bear
Say
Ass
Dumb
This
Make
Can
I
Times
Many
How
Look

Now repeat the exercise going up the list.

Now read the list going up without saying bear before the words.

An American and his Czechoslovakian friend were out walking in the forest. They rounded a corner and right in front of them stood a giant grizzly bear. Before they could make a move, the bear jumped up and ate the European.

The American turned and ran. He pulled out his cell phone and called the local forest ranger. In no time, an experienced ranger was upon the scene, and they headed back to find the man eating bear.

They neared the site where the man was eaten. They came upon two bears, a male and a female. The ranger asked the American which bear ate his friend. The American replied that it had to be the male, the bigger of the two.

With that, the fearless ranger pulled out his hunting knife, and with one fell swoop, slashed open the belly of the female, and out popped his friend.

The Moral of the Story: Never trust someone when they s ay the Czech is in the male.



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