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Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: They both have ‘the’ as their middle names!

Q: How do you put a polar bear into a refrigerator?
A: It’s easy – just open the door and put the polar bear inside.

Q: How do you put a walrus into a refrigerator?
A: Just open the door, slide the polar bear over, stuff the walrus in, and close the door.

Q: How do you put a penguin into the refrigerator?
A: That’s silly, penguins don’t live in the Arctic. Besides, the refrigerator is already full.

Q: What’s white, furry, and throws balls of ice at igloos?
A: A bowler bear!

Q: How do you make a polar bear float?
A: Add two scoops of polar bear to one mug of root beer.

It’s a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!

“Who’s been eating my porridge?!” he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty!

“Who’s been eating my porridge?!” he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams:

“For Heaven’s sake, how many times do we have to go through this? I haven’t even started making the damn the porridge yet!”

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