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Q: What do you get if you cross a polar bear and a harp seal?
A: A bear faced lyre!

Q: Why are polar bears big and furry?
A: Because if they were small and smooth, they’d be aspirins.

There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away.

So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he’s brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn’t reach him. Eventually, the bears went away.

Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble.

Each bear was carrying a BEAVER…

Q: Why are polar bears big and furry?
A: Because if they were small and smooth, they’d be aspirins.

Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!



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