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Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!

Q: What’s another reason polar bears have fur coats?
A: Because they would freeze in Hawaiian shirts!

Q: What’s a teddy bears favourite pasta?
A: Tagliateddy!

One day a baby polar bear approaches his mother with a confused expression on his face and says, “Mom? Am I a polar bear?”
“Well of course son!”
The cub replied, “You’re sure I’m not a panda bear or a black bear?”
“No, of course not. Now run outside and play.”
But the baby polar bear is still confused so he approaches his father.
The cub asks, “Dad, am I a polar bear?”
“Why of course son!” the papa polar bear gruffly replies.
The cub continues, “I don’t have any grizzly bear or Koala bear in my bloodlines?”
“No son. I’m a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, and by god you too are one hundred percent purebred polar bear!
Why in the world do you ask?”
“Because I’m freezing my BUTT off!”

One day a bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest when they tripped over a genies lamp. the genie comes out and says hold it, hold it, hold it. If you two will just quit chasing each other for three minutes I’ll give you both three wishes. So they say okay that sounds fair. the genie says okay who’ll go first? the bear pushes the rabbit out of the way and says i’ll go first so the genie says okay. the bear goes i wish all the bears in the forest exept for me were girls. the genie snappes his fingers and says done. the rabbit says I wish I had a crash helmet. the bear goes well thats a dumb wish. but the rabbit says thats my wish.the genie snappes his fingers and says done. the bear says I wish every bear in the world exept me were girls. the genie goes thats a big wish it’ll count as two wishes. the bear goes o-okay i’ll do it.the rabbit has two wishes left so the rabbit says i wish for a motor scooter. then he gets on the scooter puts on his crash helmet and as he’s driving away he yells i wish the bear was gay.

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