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It’s a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!

“Who’s been eating my porridge?!” he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty!

“Who’s been eating my porridge?!” he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams:

“For Heaven’s sake, how many times do we have to go through this? I haven’t even started making the damn the porridge yet!”

Q: How do you keep a polar bear from charging?
A: Insist that it pay cash!

Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a rose?
A: I’m not quite sure – but I wouldn’t give my Mom a dozen of them!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Rupert the Bear have in common?
Their middle names.

Q: What do you get if you cross a polar bear and a harp seal?
A: A bear faced lyre!



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