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Q: Which bear did not get wet?
A: The dribear.

Q: Which bear saw the accident?
A: The neighbear.

Q: Which bear came out of the car safely?
A: The surbibear.

Q: Which bear fixed the car?
A: The Macguybear.

Q: What time is it when 3 bears are chasing you?
A: 3 after 1

Q: What’s white, furry, and throws balls of ice at igloos?
A: A bowler bear!

It was so cold…
Polar Bears were breaking into Churchill’s restaurants and demanding hot chocolate!

It’s a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!

“Who’s been eating my porridge?!” he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty!

“Who’s been eating my porridge?!” he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams:

“For Heaven’s sake, how many times do we have to go through this? I haven’t even started making the damn the porridge yet!”

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