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Q: What is a sled dog’s favorite sport?

A: Formula 1 drooling!

Q: What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?

A: Half a cheetah.

Q: Why did the dog get under the tree?
A: Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.

Q: What is the cat’s favourite magazine?
A: Good Mousekeeping.

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was …Willy?

* My Willy ate my homework.

* Oh, no! Willy is frothing at the mouth!

* Sorry I’m late. I was playing with Willy.

* I’m sorry, Officer. I didn’t realize I had to keep Willy on a leash.

* Willy doesn’t come when I call him.

* I love giving Willy a bath.

* Willy needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.

* Playing with Willy really wears me out.

* Would you like to see a picture of Willy?

* I keep a picture of Willy in my wallet.

* I think Willy is getting old because he won’t get excited anymore. He just plays dead.

* Help! I can’t find Willy!

* Willy gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

* Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Willy to the hospital.

* Watch it or you’ll step on Willy.

* When Willy behaves well, he gets a bone.

* Stop kicking Willy.

* Willy is truly man’s best friend.

* I’ve trained Willy to jump through hoops.

* Willy always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.

* Excuse me, I need a muzzle for Willy.

* Sorry I’m late, but Willy kept me up howling all night.

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