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Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

A: A know-it-all bitch.

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Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
“Does your wife ever… well, you know… does she… well, let
you do it doggie style?” asked one of the two.

“Well, not exactly,” his friend replied, “She’s into the dog trick
aspect of it.”

“Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?”

“Well… not exactly. More like she rolls over and plays dead.”

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Q: Why are men like blenders?
A: You need one but you’re not quite sure why.

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A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer.

“Yes, I was a Marine,” responded the applicant.

“Did you see any active duty?”

“I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.”

“May I ask what happened?”

“Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.”

“You’re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.”

“When does everyone else start? I don’t want any preferential treatment because of my disability.”

“Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.”

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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the
den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with
my ex-wife.”
“What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.
“My ex-wife” replied the hunter.

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