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A king is sitting on his throne one day and is bored out of his mind. He decides to make a contest to kill his boredom. He tells his servant to send out for a person to find the biggest ping pong ball and the reward would be one million dollars.

So his servant announces this to the kingdom and everyone rushes out. The first man walks into the king’s castle and has a huge ball 2 feet long. The king is in shock and says, “That is a huge ping pong ball.” He tells the man to step aside, and wait for the others turn.

Another man brings a ping pong ball 4 feet long. The king is astonished, and says to the man, “Wow! That’s a humungous ball. I think you’ll probably be the winner, but lets wait to see the last person’s ball!”

The next man starts pushing this HUGE, hairy , bloody, brown thing into the kings castle. The king jumps up and screams, “Good god man! What kind of ping pong ball is that?”

The man replies, “Ping pong ball? Ping pong ball? I thought you said KING KONG’S BALLS?!?”

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Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars.

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Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?
A: He’s the one with a duck.

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Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Jim?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Jimmy tearfully, “and I’ve just buried him.”

The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”

Little Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”

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A teacher was retiring after 30 years of teaching, so each child decided they wanted to bring her a special retirement present. A little girl who was the daughter of a fine chocolate dealer brought her a box full of fine chocolates.
A little boy who was the son of a florist brought her a big bouquet of flowers. Another little boy who was the son of a fine liquor dealer brought her a big box that was sealed, and it had something leaking from the bottom of the box. The teacher said, “I bet I know what this is!”
She tasted some of the juices that were leaking from the box and said, “I bet this is some wine!”
The little boy said, “Nope!”
She tasted it again and said “Liquor?”
The little boy said, “Nope!”
She tasted it again and said, “Beer?”
The little boy said, “Nope!”
She said, “Well what is it?”
The little boy said, “A puppy!”

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