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Q. What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Jesus and Moses are playing golf. On the 5th hole, a shot over water to an island green, Moses hits his 6-iron and it lands perfectly on the green. Jesus takes out his 7-iron and begins tee-ing it up.

Moses says: “The 7 isn’t enough club. It’ll go in the water.”

Jesus replies: “If Arnie Palmer can do it, I can do it.”

He swings the 7 and sure enough, right in the drink. He tees up a second ball and grabs his 7-iron again. Once again Moses reminds him of his previous attempt and Jesus says, “If Arnie Palmer can do it, I can do it.”

‘PLOP’ in the water it goes again. He continues this until he has hit all his golf balls into the water. At this point, he begins walking out on the water looking down to locate his lost golf balls.

The foursome behind them approaches the tee, spots Jesus out on the lake and says to Moses, “Hey, who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?”

Moses replies, “No, Arnie Palmer.”

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Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any.

One hunter looks at the other and says “I just don’t understand it — why aren’t we getting any ducks?”

Her friend says “I keep telling you, I just don’t think we’re throwing the dog high enough.”

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Q: What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
A: They both lick their paws.

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Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
A: That’s the proper place to wash vegetables.

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