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Paris Hilton was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. “Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing’”

Paris Hilton turns around and says, “Yeah right! I’m not giving up this machine while I’m still winning!”

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Little miss muffet…
sat on her tuffet…
eating her kurds and way.

Along came a spider,
who sat down beside her,
and said: “hey, whats in the bowl bitch?!”

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Q: What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?

A: Depreciation.

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Q: What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
A: Use a cowculator!

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Q: Why did God create economists?

A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

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