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Related:  Redneck (+1459)      

A redneck and a Frenchman were caught in Kentucky for making and selling bad moonshine. The law decided to hang them off the middle of the Ohio Bridge. They tied the rope around the Frenchman’s neck and said, “Do you have any last words?”
He said, “No.”
They threw him off the bridge, but the rope was too long. He removed the rope from his neck and swam to the Ohio side of the river.
Then they tied the same rope around the redneck’s neck and said, “Do you have any last words to say?”
He said, “Yes, shorten up that rope boys ’cause I can’t swim.”

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Related:  Technology (+1816)      

AOL. You all know it. Some of you love it. Others hate it. But, you gotta admit, there are plenty of reasons to keep it, no matter what your more experienced internet/online friends say.

* Busy signals? No problem, I’m not alone, there are 10 Million other people also waiting to log on.
* Doesn’t America Online own the Internet?
* It came with my Windows, if I get rid of it, won’t Windows stop working?
* They erase all of my mail every month, just when I’m about done reading it.
* They must be good, I saw an ad on a bus.
* I know they must be good because it takes me an hour to get through to tech support
* If they’re raising the prices, then it must be getting better – Right?
* What else am I supposed to do with all of those free disks and CDs they send me?
* What else is there?
* Where else can I chat with a 52-year-old man named Bubbles, in Germany?

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Related:  Unsorted Jokes (+32430)      

Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.

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Related:  Unsorted Jokes (+32430)      

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.
The bartender says, “Hey fella, why the long face?”

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Related:  Genie (+60), In-law (+105)      

A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and sure enough a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have 2 wishes. He will get whatever 2 things he wishes, BUT whatever he gets, his MIL will get double.
The man thinks for a while & then proclaims “1. I’d like a million dollars. 2. Beat me half to death”.

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