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Read all jokes from: Law (+1197)
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background,” sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. “If I wasn’t under oath, I’d return the compliment,” replied the witness.
May 19, 2012 4:00 am
Read all jokes from: Redneck (+1459)
Q: What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
3:00 am
Read all jokes from: Ethnic (+692)
There are two State Houses, two City Halls, two courthouses and two Hancock buildings (one old, one new). Route 128 is also I-95. It is also I-93. It’s the Sox, The Pats (or Patsies if they’re losing), the Seltz, the Broons. The underground train is not the subway. It’s the T and it doesn’t run all night (fah chrysakes, this ain’t Noo Yawk).
2:00 am
Read all jokes from: Jewish (+6995)
Sadie goes to see her rabbi and complains about her bad headaches. She whines, cries, and talks about her poor living conditions for hours.
1:00 am
Read all jokes from: Jewish (+6995)
Rivkah gets into work late one Monday morning and goes to see her boss to apologise. “I’m sorry I’m late, but I had to move some furniture this morning before I came into work. In fact my back is killing me after my efforts.”
12:00 am
Read all jokes from: Over the Hill (+599)
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.
May 18, 2012 11:00 pm
Read all jokes from: Medical (+1843)
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I can’t stop singing certain songs. All morning I’ve been humming ‘The Green, Green Grass Of Home.’ Yesterday it was, ‘Delilah.’ Last week I sang ‘What’s New Pussycat?’ at least 100 times! What’s wrong with me?” The Doctor says, “Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome to me.” The man says, “Never heard of that. Is it common?” Doc says, “It’s not unusual.”
10:00 pm
Read all jokes from: Over the Hill (+599)
After a spring break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent the holidays. One child wrote the following:
9:00 pm
Read all jokes from: Men vs. Women (+5689)
A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, “Excuse me, did you want that cart?” “No,” he answered. “I’m only after one thing.” As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, “Typical male.”
8:00 pm
Read all jokes from: Golf (+379)
A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed the plan and waited for their friend. After a considerable time he appeared disheveled, bloody, and badly beaten up. They all wanted to know what happened. He explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious pain. He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball solidly embedded. It was a yellow ball so he knew it was not his. A woman comes out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost golf ball. The helpful male golfer lifted the cow’s tail and asked, “Does this look like yours?” That was the last thing he could remember.
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