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Q: What do they call a drug ring in Dallas?

A: A huddle.

Q: There are 4 Dallas Cowboys in a car, who’s driving?

A: The police.

Q: How do the Cowboys spend the first week of training camp?

A: Studying the Miranda Rights

Q: Why can’t Michael Irvin be in the Cowboy huddle anymore?

A: It’s a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

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Q: How many aides does it take to change President Reagan’s light bulb?
A: None, they like to keep him in the dark.

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A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question and if you get it right, you can play.”

The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, “Okay, now concentrate…what is two plus two?”

The player thought for a moment and then he answered, “Four?”

“Four?!?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.

At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on coach, give him another chance!”

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A man walked into an Oakland bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog was wearing an Oakland Raiders jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Raiders pom-poms.

The bartender said, “Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!”

The guy begged him, “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!”

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there’s any trouble, the bartender relented and allowed them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The big game began with the Raiders receiving the kickoff. They marched down the field, got stopped at about the 30, and kicked a field goal.

With that the dog jumped up on the bar, and began walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.

The bartender said, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does the dog do when the Raiders score a touchdown?”

The owner replied, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 4 years.”

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Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?
A: The unemployment line!
Q: What can’t you give a black person?
A: A black eye, fat lip, or a job!

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