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The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best book on elephants.

The British submited a dry historical account “The Elephant and the British Empire.”

The French submited a text “The Sensuality of the Elephant – a Personal Account.”

The Germans submited 47 Volumes entitled “An Elementary Introduction to the Foundation of the Science of the Elephant’s Ear.”

The Americans submited an article from “Money” magazine: “Elephants – the Perfect Tax Shelter for the 80s”

Green-Peace submited a counter-entry “Elephants – they’re better than People”

The Russians submited a terse manuscript titled “The superiority of the Soviet Elephant”

And submited a poem “The Joy and Freedom Brought forth by the Soviet Elephant.”

But the Japanese won with their Promotional Flier “We have no Elephants but wouldn’t you want to buy a Honda instead”

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Q. What does a black person and a shiny red apple have in common?

A. They both look good hanging from a tree.

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A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said that since he was graduating from high school, he would really like to get a car.
His father said, “Son, come here.” He took him to the barn and pointed to the tractor and said, “This tractor is needed for the farm and I promise, as soon as it’s paid for, we’ll get you a car”.
The boy was not too happy, but was understanding.
A week later, his second son approached him wanting a motorcycle.
“Well”, the father said, “as soon as the tractor is paid for we’ll see about getting you your scooter.”
Shortly after, his youngest was bugging him for a bike.
Again, the father gave him the lecture about the tractor needing to be paid off first.
While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with his father’s explanation, saw the farm rooster doing it’s rooster duty with one of the hens. He promptly went over and kicked the rooster off the hen’s back, mumbling to himself.
His dad asked, “Son, now why would you do something like that?
He didn’t do anything to deserve that.”
The third son replied, “Hey, nobody around here rides anything until that tractor gets paid off!”

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A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t I
seen you somewhere before?”
“Yes,” she replied in a loud voice, “I’m the receptionist at the V.D.
clinic.”

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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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