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WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”

“But I’m a college graduate!!” the young man replied indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry about the misunderstanding,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”

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Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office. When the Aggie returned, he had a mournful expression on his face and his head hung low. His foreman noticed and asked if he had received bad news.
“Shure was, Boss” he replied, “I just found out that my mother died earlier this morning.
“Gosh, that’s awful,” replied the foreman “Do you want the rest of the day off?”
“No,” replied the Aggie. “I’ll finish the day out.”
About an hour later, the foreman returned to inform him that there was another phone call for him up front. This time when the Aggie returned he looked twice as glum and the foreman asked if everything was alright.
“Jezz, Boss this has to be the worst day of my life,” Moaned the Aggie.
“That was my brother, and his mother died today too!”

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Q: What’s the difference between a soprano and a pirhana?

A: The lipstick.

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Little Emma is watching her mother preparing their Shabbat dinner – this week it’s Salt Beef. Emma watches her mother slice off both ends of the joint and place it in a saucepan ready for cooking. So Emma asks, “Why did you cut both ends off, Mum?”
Her mother pauses for a few seconds, then replies, “That’s a good question, Emma. It’s what my mother always did when she made Salt Beef and I just do the same. But I’ve no idea why. Let’s phone bubbeh and ask her.”
So they phone bubbeh and ask why she always sliced the ends off the Salt Beef before cooking.
Bubbeh replies, “You know, Im not sure why – that was the way I always saw my mother make Salt Beef.”
Because they are now very curious, they visit Emma’s great grandmother in the nursing home and say to her, “You know when we make Salt Beef, why do we always slice off the ends before cooking it?”
“I dont know why you do it,” says the great grandmother, “but I never had a saucepan that was large enough!”

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